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Golden Teacher MacroCaps – High Dose Shroom Capsules 500mg

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High Dose Shroom Capsules – MacroCaps

Strain: Golden Teacher (Psilocybe Cubensis)

Strength: 500mg / half gram per capsule.

Quantity: 10 capsules (5 grams) per package.

These macro packages contains ten 500mg capsules of Golden Teacher magic mushrooms.

Have you ever thought while eating mushrooms “man, there’s gotta be a quicker way to get these into me”? I do, literally every time. Mushrooms don’t really taste that great and we’re sick of them being stuck in our teeth for half of the night! So that’s why we made MacroCaps. There is 500mg or ½ gram of your favourite shroom strain packed into each vegan/gluten-free capsule, in packages of 10 so you can eat half and have a mild trip or eat the whole pack and melt your brain a little bit! No more yucky shroom taste, you can’t complain about that.

Since we believe plant medicine is so very important, we’re adding free shipping for all of our capsules as well as free shipping on orders over $100. Check out our capsule page to see all of the products included in this deal.

We offer MacroCaps in 7 strains; Golden Teacher, Penis Envy, Melmac, Z-Strain, Avery’s Albino, Pink Buffalo and Ghost, so we have you covered no matter what kind of magic mushroom trip you want to have.

Always start lower if you’re new to taking shrooms, but you can also follow our general dosing chart for an idea of how much you should take:

0.5-1.5g – Light dose – recreational
2-3.5g – Moderate dose – recreational – closed eye visuals, very euphoric
4-5g – Strong dose – bordering on a spiritual dose, open and closed eye visuals usually
5g+ – Heroic or Spiritual dose – intense visuals and euphoria, high doses like this are where people usually experience an altered sense of self or ego death

Our edibles and capsules will hit you quicker, harder and be out of your system faster because your body won’t have to break down the shrooms on its own, we did that for you. Taking our capsules or edibles will often have you feeling it within 15 minutes, and depending on the strain your trip will last between 2-6 hours!

MacroCaps are by far our favourite way to take magic mushrooms, we find it so easy to just pop a couple of capsules and enjoy the trip.

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General Magic Mushroom Info

Absolutely! Many studies are proving how beneficial psilocybin mushrooms are for mental health and we can speak from first-hand experience that it is true! Our reviews section is filled with people speaking about the benefits of magic mushrooms, in particular to their depression.

If you’re consuming them on a regular basis, yes. You should always wait 2-4 weeks between larger doses of magic mushrooms to reset your tolerance and take advantage of the long lasting effects on your emotional well-being.

Microdosing (Up to .25g)

A small dose isn’t enough to “trip” in the traditional sense, but can lead to subtle yet profound internal shifts. Improvements in mood, productivity, or creativity, enhanced focus, less reactivity, and the possibility of relief from depression, anxiety, cluster headaches, and a variety of other symptoms.

Level 1 (0.25-1 gram)

This level produces a mild “stoning” effect, with some visual enhancement (i.e. brighter colours, etcetera). Some short-term memory anomalies. Left/right brain communication changes causing music to sound “wider”.

Level 2 (1 to 2 grams)

Bright colours, and visuals (i.e. things start to move and breathe), some 2-dimensional patterns become apparent upon shutting eyes. Confused or reminiscent thoughts. Change in short term memory leads to continual distractive thought patterns. The vast increase in creativity becomes apparent as the natural brain filter is bypassed.

Level 3 (2 to 3.5 grams – medium to high recreational dose)

Very obvious visuals, everything looking curved and/or warped patterns and kaleidoscopes seen on walls, faces etc. Some mild hallucinations such as rivers flowing on wood-grained or “mother of pearl” surfaces. Closed eye hallucinations become 3 dimensional. There is some confusion of the senses (i.e. seeing sounds as colours, etcetera). Time distortions and “moments of eternity”.

Level 4 (3.5-5 grams – heavy recreational to spiritual dose)

Strong hallucinations, i.e. object morphing into other objects. Destruction or multiple splitting of the ego. (Things start talking to you, or you find that you are feeling contradictory things simultaneously). Some loss of reality. Time becomes meaningless. Out-of-body experiences and e.s.p. type phenomena. Blending of the senses.

Level 5 (5+grams – heroic/spiritual dose)

Total loss of visual connection with reality. The senses cease to function in the normal way. Total loss of ego. Merging with space, other objects, or the universe. The loss of reality becomes so severe that it defies explanation. The earlier levels are relatively easy to explain in terms of measurable changes in perception and thought patterns. This level is different in that the actual universe within which things are normally perceived, ceases to exist! Satori enlightenment (and other such labels).

The short answer is maybe, and you should NEVER consume recreational amounts of mushrooms before you work or operate any kind of vehicle. However, most drug tests do not test for psilocybin/psilocin, almost all of them test only for cannabinoids, cocaine, amphetamines, opiates and PCP. Always use mushrooms responsibly.

Yes, Canadian doctors can now legally prescribe psilocybin treatments but not all are open to it just yet.

Magic mushrooms are not addictive. You can Microdose daily with no addiction issues whatsoever. Our bodies build up a tolerance though so while microdosing daily is fine, you would need larger and larger doses to get the same experience. We recommend taking a break of 2 weeks or more between trips for efficiency.

If you store your mushrooms in a cool, dry, dark place and they’re sealed in a zipper bag, Tupperware, or mason jar, they will retain potency for a long time. If they get damp there is a possibility of them growing mould, so always store them sealed with the desiccant/silica packet we provide.

Lemon Tek is a way of consuming magic mushrooms efficiently. Lemon Tek converts the psilocybin in your shrooms to psilocin before consumption which means the effects are noticeable quicker but your trip time is slightly decreased.

Simple Lemon Tek Instructions:

1. Grind your dried mushrooms into a powder.
2. Squeeze enough fresh lemon juice to completely cover and saturate.
3. Wait 20 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes.

Sales, Shipping & Website Info

Anyone 19 years of age or older within Canada can order our products. We do not ship outside of Canada.

We accept etransfers, cash, credit card (through PayPal) and most cryptocurrencies. To pay using anything other than etransfers, just add a message to your order note with your preferred method of payment and we'll send you the information on how to pay.

Absolutely! Buying mushrooms online from Happy Fungus is safe. We ship in discreet packaging and according to the Post Office Corporation Act, police are unable to get a warrant to seize mail unless it is a national security risk. You will also be given a tracking number if the package is not sent by letter mail for smaller packages such as capsules & single bars.

We ship from Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia to anywhere in Canada. Unfortunately, we cannot ship across the border at this time.

We package all of our orders in discreet packaging, using a different company name. Until your package is opened, there is no way to tell that it contains magic mushrooms.

We try our best to ship or deliver on the same or next business day but most of our products are made on a per-order basis to ensure freshness (bars and peanut butter cups) and it is just two of us so if you need your order for a certain day, please add that to your order note.   If items are on backorder (our special bends include additional ingredients), the product page will reflect that. Typically all orders are received by our customers between 2 and 4 business days. 🙂

Yes, if you are not happy with your product, we will send you a replacement product once you return the original. If the original has been consumed, our hands are kind of tied because that puts us in a situation where we can be taken advantage of. However, we are here to help so if you are not satisfied with your consumed product, let’s chat about it and see how things go from there.

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