Golden Teachers, in our opinion, are the best magic mushroom strain for beginner and intermediate psychonauts. One of our most popular strains, Golden Teacher is beloved for its euphoric and otherworldly effects. They’re known for their distinctive, large gold caps and long, thick stems. Golden Teachers are named as such because of their ability to teach you life-changing lessons during your trip. Golden Teacher mushrooms are by far our favourite magic mushroom to use for microdose capsules, giving you high energy and benefits of microdosing with no other shroom side effects.
Appearance
Golden Teachers have long, thick stems and large and very beautiful golden yellow caps, giving them their name. The caps look like they have yellow/gold freckles as well, which makes them stand out among other cubes.
These shrooms are also very easy to bruise, so if they’re looking a little blue in the bag, that’s why! The bruising is from the process of psilocybin oxidizing, and some say the bluer, the more potent.
Golden Teachers, wet or dry, are very beautiful mushrooms and are always a pleasure to grow for us.
Effects
Golden Teacher magic mushrooms are very calming, with relaxing properties to allow your mind and body to be still. These shrooms are one of the best to take recreationally because of their mild, euphoric effects, making them perfect for relaxing with friends or going on an outdoor adventure. Golden Teacher shrooms are of average strength and last about 4 hours, but everyone is different so they can last longer.
We find these mushrooms the best for trips with a loved one because of the deep connection you’ll feel to the world and the people around you when you take them. The love you will feel for your loved ones, friends and pets while on Golden Teachers is intense and beautiful, and that alone makes them one of our favourite mushrooms.
When taken in high doses, Golden Teacher magic mushrooms can be very spiritual, opening your mind and teaching you lessons you didn’t even know you needed to learn. Golden Teachers, because of how introspective and calming they are, are the go-to for treating depression, anxiety, chronic stress and chronic pain. If you’re looking for long-lasting effects of peace and enlightenment, or even just a recreational trip with buddies, this is the magic mushroom strain for you.
Dosing
0.1-0.35g – Microdose – background work, you may feel a slight boost in mood and some extra energy
0.5-1.5g – Light dose – recreational
2-3.5g – Moderate dose – recreational – closed eye visuals, very euphoric
4-5g – Strong dose – bordering on a spiritual dose, open and closed eye visuals usually
5g+ – Heroic or Spiritual dose – intense visuals and euphoria, high doses like this are where people usually experience an altered sense of self or ego death
If it’s your first time taking magic mushrooms or it’s been a while always start slow, 1-2 grams starting out. It never hurts to test the water before jumping in!
Why choose Golden Teachers?
Golden Teachers are an average strength, euphoric and calming mushroom great for digging deep into your mind in high doses or hanging out around a fire with pals in low doses. They’re introspective, and the gold standard for microdosing. Golden Teachers might be for you if you’re looking for a trip to help with depression, anxiety or stress. These mushrooms have so much to show you, so if you’re open to lessons and possibly a spiritual awakening you should try Golden Teachers at least once.
Disclaimer: all of the information provided is subjective. Everybody is different and every person handles psychedelics differently. Please use our products with caution and respect. Please note that every mushroom is different and there is a huge difference in appearance between fresh and dried mushrooms. The mushrooms you will receive are dried and will look similar (not identical) to the dried mushrooms pictured.
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Lemons902
I just love all of your products. I ordered an ounce of these and they were amazing!! My boyfriend and I had a lovely trip together! I take your microdose caps every morning. I have never been happier in life. I feel like a new person. I was diagnosed with BPD and since I started using your products I have noticed my relationships are MUCH healthier. Keep being awesome!!!! The world needs you!!
Magic mushrooms are any psilocybin/psilocin-containing mushrooms. These compounds make them hallucinogenic and have been used by people for thousands of years in ceremonial practice, for medicinal reasons and recreation. Psilocybin mushrooms; commonly known as magic mushrooms, mushrooms or shrooms, are a polyphyletic informal group of fungi that contain psilocybin which turns into psilocin upon ingestion.
Absolutely! Many studies are proving how beneficial psilocybin mushrooms are for mental health and we can speak from first-hand experience that it is true! Our reviews section is filled with people speaking about the benefits of magic mushrooms, in particular to their depression.
If you’re consuming them on a regular basis, yes. You should always wait 2-4 weeks between larger doses of magic mushrooms to reset your tolerance and take advantage of the long lasting effects on your emotional well-being.
A small dose isn’t enough to “trip” in the traditional sense, but can lead to subtle yet profound internal shifts. Improvements in mood, productivity, or creativity, enhanced focus, less reactivity, and the possibility of relief from depression, anxiety, cluster headaches, and a variety of other symptoms.
Level 1 (0.25-1 gram)
This level produces a mild “stoning” effect, with some visual enhancement (i.e. brighter colours, etcetera). Some short-term memory anomalies. Left/right brain communication changes causing music to sound “wider”.
Level 2 (1 to 2 grams)
Bright colours, and visuals (i.e. things start to move and breathe), some 2-dimensional patterns become apparent upon shutting eyes. Confused or reminiscent thoughts. Change in short term memory leads to continual distractive thought patterns. The vast increase in creativity becomes apparent as the natural brain filter is bypassed.
Level 3 (2 to 3.5 grams – medium to high recreational dose)
Very obvious visuals, everything looking curved and/or warped patterns and kaleidoscopes seen on walls, faces etc. Some mild hallucinations such as rivers flowing on wood-grained or “mother of pearl” surfaces. Closed eye hallucinations become 3 dimensional. There is some confusion of the senses (i.e. seeing sounds as colours, etcetera). Time distortions and “moments of eternity”.
Level 4 (3.5-5 grams – heavy recreational to spiritual dose)
Strong hallucinations, i.e. object morphing into other objects. Destruction or multiple splitting of the ego. (Things start talking to you, or you find that you are feeling contradictory things simultaneously). Some loss of reality. Time becomes meaningless. Out-of-body experiences and e.s.p. type phenomena. Blending of the senses.
Level 5 (5+grams – heroic/spiritual dose)
Total loss of visual connection with reality. The senses cease to function in the normal way. Total loss of ego. Merging with space, other objects, or the universe. The loss of reality becomes so severe that it defies explanation. The earlier levels are relatively easy to explain in terms of measurable changes in perception and thought patterns. This level is different in that the actual universe within which things are normally perceived, ceases to exist! Satori enlightenment (and other such labels).
The short answer is maybe, and you should NEVER consume recreational amounts of mushrooms before you work or operate any kind of vehicle. However, most drug tests do not test for psilocybin/psilocin, almost all of them test only for cannabinoids, cocaine, amphetamines, opiates and PCP. Always use mushrooms responsibly.
Magic mushrooms are not addictive. You can Microdose daily with no addiction issues whatsoever. Our bodies build up a tolerance though so while microdosing daily is fine, you would need larger and larger doses to get the same experience. We recommend taking a break of 2 weeks or more between trips for efficiency.
If you store your mushrooms in a cool, dry, dark place and they’re sealed in a zipper bag, Tupperware, or mason jar, they will retain potency for a long time. If they get damp there is a possibility of them growing mould, so always store them sealed with the desiccant/silica packet we provide.
Lemon Tek is a way of consuming magic mushrooms efficiently. Lemon Tek converts the psilocybin in your shrooms to psilocin before consumption which means the effects are noticeable quicker but your trip time is slightly decreased.
Simple Lemon Tek Instructions:
1. Grind your dried mushrooms into a powder.
2. Squeeze enough fresh lemon juice to completely cover and saturate.
3. Wait 20 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes.
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